you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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