I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
you guys were way drunker than both of me
You can't motorboat a personality
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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