Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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