what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
