Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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