i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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