I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I could fuck to npr.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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