I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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