i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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