My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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