We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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