i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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