S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
After tacos, we're chasing women.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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