No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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