I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
