I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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