batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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