it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
