Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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