you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Small penises have feelings too.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We had to coat check the pizza.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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