it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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