brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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