Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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