And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
