Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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