I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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