I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Randomize
