It's Friday. Sex?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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