Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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