You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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