One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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