let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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