Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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