just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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