my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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