508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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