Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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