what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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