peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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