Whod you bang
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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