I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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