physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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