this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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