and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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