His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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