grandma shit on top of the toilet
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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