i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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