HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
