It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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