What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You were trust falling into bushes
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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