i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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