More tranny stories later!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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