You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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