I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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