It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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