Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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