Slut skills are useful in every country.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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