Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The power of my boobs compel you
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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