i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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