You really coming over, don't trick.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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